August 31st, 2000

belize

Can't sleep.

I can't sleep, and I got bored of browsing the web, so I went to watch some TV. There's nothing on at 3:00 am except infomercials and porn. So I watched porn. No, it wasn't hard-core nasty porn, it was Cinemax wanna-be porn. The dialog, acting, and sex scenes were all so horrible I had to come back here to the computer. Plus one of the two chicks the gardener was banging was fricking ugly... every part of her. A ho does not a good porn flick make... you need a somewhat attractive ho. Also, I know they don't actually have intercourse when shooting Cinemax porn but I've never seen one where it was so obvious: at one point she's laying flat on her back and he's on his knees standing as tall as he can, thrusting away in mid-air halfway up her thigh. On top of all that the camera man was walking around with the camera, bumping all along, playing with the zoom constantly. Do they watch these things when they're done making them? Do they know know much they suck? You'd think they'd learn.

Anyway, who cares. Back to browsing the web. I'm going to go make some food too... starving. Only ate one meal today.

Countdown until Seattle: less than 12 hours
belize

awake

slept 5am to 1pm = 8 hours of sleep. good enough.
dana's on her way over to drop off her housing check.
after that, I drive to seattle.

countdown to seattle: less than 5 hours
belize

Hitting the road!!

I left for Seattle already, but had to turn back at the end of the driveway because I forgot all my CDs from my car (I'm driving the van up with most my crap).

If anybody is really bored and wants to help me unload my stuff Friday morning and will be in the U. District, let me know here.

Anyway, taking off again.

Countdown to Seattle: 3-4 hours
belize

Seattle

In Seattle now! I got the keys to my house but I have to wait until tomorrow morning to move in. The carpets are all being cleaned now.

At Blythe's parent's house for the night. Blythe's making cookies, then we're going to watch the most high quality movie ever made... Johnny Mnemomic (hahahah). Thanks to user benton for sending it to me (along with 2 others).