I get phone calls for Barry a few times a day lately. He's the principal of some school around here, and now that school season's starting again, he's suddenly more important.
The problem is, I'm getting kinda bored with it all. I need a story.
"I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Barry was killed in a car accident last week."
I mean, if I were evil and all. :P
Or, I'll politely ask the next person that calls that this is Barry's old number and I'd appreciate it if they could call me back and let me know his new number when they find it, so I can redirect callers in the future. Then, I prank call him from every payphone I find, asking for Brad.