The O'Reilly speaker registration form has as a required field the "check in" and "check out" dates for my hotel, to "better coordinate" something or other I skimmed over. Since I live in Portland, I ignored the red asterisks and submitted anyway. It bitched, of course. Instead, I entered "I live here" for hotel and my birthday and expected date of death for check in and check out. Yay stupid forms.