Dell: "Howdy partner, this is _____________ callin' from Dell computer. Yee-haw. I understand you were looking to buy a couple computer."
Me: (annoyed) "Yes, we already bought them."
Dell: "Ah, well good then. I do appreciate it. Have a nice day."
What he didn't ask, and I didn't have time to say was:
Yes, but we didn't buy from Dell because you took 15 days to return my damn phone call!!
