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Porch of Fear, results thus far... [Oct. 31st, 2004|07:52 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
One little girl was crying on the porch. She didn't knock, but we opened the door upon hearing her cries, and she weeped, "This is too scary for me...." Dina turned on the lights and she looked around for 5-10 seconds deciding it was okay, and then said, "Trick or Treat!!!!!"

A bunch of parents and kids have said "We love your decorations!" or "This is AWESOME." or "We love your house!"

A couple kids asked, "Did we do it right?" (walking around the house to the side door)

Because I have 20 lbs of candy, we're telling kids to grab a handful. In one group of four, three kids take huge handfuls and the fourth kid says, "And a handful they grabbed. Geez guys."

Another couple kids were accompanied by their sister/mom dressed like an exotic dancer or playboy bunny or stripper, legs showing all the way up, tattoos on her inner thigh.... As they were leaving we heard her say to the kids, "C'mon, it's not that hard to walk with a strobe light."

Couple kids are out on the porch crying now or something. The mom's having to coax them into walking all the way around.

This is too great!
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[User Picture]From: petey_hates_lj
2004-10-31 07:19 pm (UTC)
Another couple kids were accompanied by their sister/mom dressed like an exotic dancer or playboy bunny or stripper, legs showing all the way up, tattoos on her inner thigh.... As they were leaving we heard her say to the kids, "C'mon, it's not that hard to walk with a strobe light."


Well, I suppose that if someone was both the sister AND the mother of the kids, it's not surprising they'd dress like that and have a strange affection for strobe lights.

Although...you don't live in Alabama, do you? Hmm...perhaps they moved...

--Petey
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[User Picture]From: livejamie
2004-10-31 07:22 pm (UTC)
yeah.. come on, where are the pictures?
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[User Picture]From: xaosenkosmos
2004-10-31 07:23 pm (UTC)
Couple kids are out on the porch crying now or something... This is too great!

You, my friend, are an evil, evil man. A mean ole bastard, even.

Please, take pictures and scrawl down some notes, so we can all learn from your obvious proficiency.
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[User Picture]From: whitaker
2004-10-31 08:05 pm (UTC)
I want photos, yo.
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[User Picture]From: rivulet
2004-10-31 08:23 pm (UTC)
Me three.
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[User Picture]From: perpetualmotion
2004-10-31 08:32 pm (UTC)

Miffor.
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[User Picture]From: chocolatepickle
2004-10-31 08:38 pm (UTC)
mififf?
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[User Picture]From: johno
2004-10-31 08:43 pm (UTC)
Me Quatro!
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