In 2001 I was testing something in our support system and I posted a fake support request:
If I sold livejournal.com on Ebay, could I buy a Porsche?For clarification: I am NOT going to buy a Porsche, nor did I already, etc, etc.
Did I spell Porsche correctly?
Would I have to give Ebay money? How's that work? I've never used Ebay.
I need a backrub.
I need to sleep.
I did, however, buy a car like 3.5 months ago but it was not a Porsche, and it wasn't relying on or anticipating any acquisition money. In fact, the deal wasn't even close to done back then.