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misc quotes of late [Jan. 11th, 2005|12:54 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
dina: "I like my butt to be warm. But not so warm it's sweaty. I think 4's the right number for me."

brad: "So you can murder somebody on the open seas and it's okay?"
mahlon: "I think it's frowned upon."
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[User Picture]From: denshi
2005-01-11 08:58 pm (UTC)
What kind of scale is Dina working with there?

And are you eyeing life on a houseboat when you move to SF?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-01-11 08:59 pm (UTC)
1-6.

Houseboat? Oh, no. They were talking about international airports not counting as being in that country, being international land .... then jurisdiction ... then open seas ... etc.
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[User Picture]From: denshi
2005-01-11 09:00 pm (UTC)
Holy crap. Back that thread up -- can I murder someone in an international airport and it's ok?
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[User Picture]From: denshi
2005-01-11 09:03 pm (UTC)
By 'I' I meant 'you'.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-01-13 03:55 am (UTC)
Research skills right there.... props.
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From: everdred
2005-01-13 04:02 am (UTC)

thanks, but

Or... Google skills!

I should have looked a little further down in the results and cited the same thing from the .gov it found... more credible, yadda yadda.
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[User Picture]From: whitaker
2005-01-11 09:06 pm (UTC)
International airports are International land? Wow. Is that why they always have their own police/fire? Aside from the fact that they need them, it's never like "BobTown Airport Division"

Weird.
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[User Picture]From: dina
2005-01-11 09:09 pm (UTC)

I think the scale is actually 1-9

and you're remembering six because we got burned on that level.

My favorite recent quote is "it's one part me- two parts Tapey!"
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-01-11 09:12 pm (UTC)

Re: I think the scale is actually 1-9

Mr. Tapey the Tape Worm's a hungry guy! He needs a lot of food!

And the scale is 1-6, because Whitaker calls 6 "the sperm killer".
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From: jeffr
2005-01-12 12:32 am (UTC)

Re: I think the scale is actually 1-9

I wonder if that's why donya always tries to turn mine up! Ingenious!
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[User Picture]From: hughe
2005-01-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
yeh but i thought america had a thing for arresting people, trying and convicting them for crimes commited in other countries anyway...
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From: evan
2005-01-11 09:48 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: hughe
2005-01-11 10:41 pm (UTC)
or indeed: seasteading

see; everything worth reading is on livejournal :)
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[User Picture]From: psaux
2005-01-11 09:01 pm (UTC)
I'm guessing it's the seat-warmer in your new Audi. I had them in a 2001 New Beetle Turbo I used to drive. Quite handy in midwestern ice-winters.
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[User Picture]From: dina
2005-01-11 09:06 pm (UTC)
You would be guessing right.
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[User Picture]From: scsi
2005-01-11 10:12 pm (UTC)
:( My car only has off, medium and hot.
$bradscar++;
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[User Picture]From: kelly
2005-01-11 09:15 pm (UTC)

Agree with 4

Yup - 4 is about right.
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[User Picture]From: girl_obscured
2005-01-11 09:18 pm (UTC)
I was 17 and on a plane to London years back with my high school AP English class. Little juvenile deliquent me wanted to buy smokes. So I broke out my ID and asked the flight attendant if I could, even though we weren't even halfway there.

She said, "Sure, honey. I don't think the Queen cares."

That became the theme for the trip.

"Wanna go to a pub?"
"Sure, honey. I don't think the Queen cares."

More acceptable than murder on the open seas.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-01-11 09:28 pm (UTC)
Heh.

And also your userpic: is that for real?
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[User Picture]From: hawk
2005-01-11 09:36 pm (UTC)
Did I ever show you that picture I took of the billboard in Arizona? "Pedophelia is a FELONY. Not a PERSONAL CHOICE." Thanks for the update, guys...
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-01-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
Mahlon here's like, "Right. Places NOT to live."
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[User Picture]From: girl_obscured
2005-01-11 09:38 pm (UTC)
I seriously doubt it--found it here:
http://www.thecopymacheen.com/I_DID_WHAT_WITH_MY_SISTER.jpg


This, however, is real:


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[User Picture]From: jarodrussell
2005-01-11 10:07 pm (UTC)
This begs the question, is rolling down a steep incline and killing someone in international waters a crime?
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[User Picture]From: scosol
2005-01-12 01:21 am (UTC)
bwahahahaha thats great
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[User Picture]From: scsi
2005-01-11 10:13 pm (UTC)
Im surprised you didnt quote me from last night.. I vaguely remember talking to you.
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[User Picture]From: tabbylove
2005-01-11 10:42 pm (UTC)
My favorite quote this week is a bushism. My new favorite bushism.
'It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it'

AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAA AHAAAAAAAAA
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[User Picture]From: revjim
2005-01-12 05:55 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm. ass sweat.

Butt warmers are the devil. They are always used more for evil than good. I use to always switch them on in my friends car on full blast when he wasn't paying attention. It was funny to see himn squirm in his seat trying to figure out if he'd wet himself before realizing what had happened.
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