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So Much Drama in the PhD [May. 6th, 2005|03:14 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
This is the best fucking thing I've ever heard:


Lyrics, or mirrored here:

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,
I'm PSPACE-complete but I'll reduce you to 3-SAT.
My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free.
When I'm linear probing they're like, "Damn that's gigantic,"
I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics.
She jumped like JNE up onto my erection
And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection.
("That's right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.")

My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,
I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP;
But I keep on generatin' like a CFG
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,
It's too bad you aren't closed under homomorphism.
Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn't strict:
In ML my type is real and your type is 'a dict.

I control my flow better than TCP,
I rep the west coast like Eazy-E,
You best not front if you can't pass the GRE,
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.
I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.
While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs;
I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got dotcoms.
I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
With more power than multitape Turing Machines.
Blowin' up the rap scene faster than factorial functions,
I'm dope like PNP transistors and I'll saturate your junctions.
By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;
You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n).

I run gmake and gcc,
And I ain't never called malloc without calling free.
I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

[User Picture]From: whitaker
2005-05-06 10:17 pm (UTC)
Dude, I'm still dying over that.
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[User Picture]From: jproulx
2005-05-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
Brain...collapsing...too many nerds...
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[User Picture]From: grumpy_sysadmin
2005-05-07 01:47 pm (UTC)
You don't really know how hip hop culture works, do you?

That's not "more" that's "the other guy".
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From: phatduckk
2005-05-06 10:41 pm (UTC)
that's great!!! LoL
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[User Picture]From: casey
2005-05-06 10:50 pm (UTC)
the MC Plus Plus that he's calling out and MC++'s DJ are totally grad TAs that I've had for CS courses here at Purdue. That's so cool that someone took it upon themselves to start a rivalry.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2005-05-06 10:51 pm (UTC)
I assume they were fun TAs? :-)
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[User Picture]From: casey
2005-05-06 11:04 pm (UTC)
The release of their album suddenly made all of our labs seem a lot more reasonable when labs on file I/O had us editing ID3v1 tags on Wu-Tang Clan mp3s and example error output consisted of "dude, yo' thangs is jacked".
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[User Picture]From: avatraxiom
2005-05-06 11:19 pm (UTC)
Wow. Best ev4r.

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[User Picture]From: christowang
2005-05-06 11:54 pm (UTC)
I think I will be using "She has more ports open then Windows ME" as much as possible now.
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From: das_l
2005-05-07 03:58 pm (UTC)

Thanx for sharing.
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[User Picture]From: ashleyisachild
2005-05-29 06:31 am (UTC)
Oh lord, they seem a lot like Zinc Finger and the Major Groove, the rapping UIC med students. (Zinc finger being a biology term.)(Some protein domain.)
nerdy = hott.
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