-- no longer a perl built-in function
-- doesn't conflict with splice() system call
-- 10x less google hits than "splice"
BTW, anything with "web" in it is out, because Perlbal will do non-web load balancing soon enough. "Net" might be okay.... NetSplice? NetSplicer? Not a huge fan.
Dina randomly suggested "Mango" because it was pretty sounding/tasting.
I'm down for any ideas.