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best wall ever [Nov. 3rd, 2005|11:52 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
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Where can one buy such a wall?
A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.
"Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.
"When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'."
The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

[User Picture]From: jproulx
2005-11-03 08:02 pm (UTC)
Who the fuck can't remember a bra size?
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[User Picture]From: xb95
2005-11-03 08:12 pm (UTC)
Uh, me. I can't for anything remember Janine's. I have to ask every time I want to know. :P

Granted, I know the vague range, but I always forget the number at the beginning.
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[User Picture]From: jes5199
2005-11-03 08:05 pm (UTC)
no photo?
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[User Picture]From: grumpy_sysadmin
2005-11-03 08:52 pm (UTC)
My disappointment exactly. Maybe somewhere buried in here or there, but I ran out of interest to keep looking.
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[User Picture]From: scsi
2005-11-03 08:06 pm (UTC)
I guess buying a DD cup when she's a B cup and saying "grow into it" is out of the question.
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[User Picture]From: adamthebastard
2005-11-03 08:17 pm (UTC)
you could say it, but I think you would find that certain other things become out of the question. Like sex.
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[User Picture]From: iamjosh
2005-11-03 08:06 pm (UTC)
No picture? This story is nothing without pictures
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[User Picture]From: _alexiscone
2005-11-03 08:13 pm (UTC)
No picture, :'(
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[User Picture]From: ansley
2005-11-03 08:17 pm (UTC)
That's awesome. Someday maybe we can all have boob walls in our homes!
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[User Picture]From: hardvice
2005-11-03 08:45 pm (UTC)
It's a good thing condoms aren't fitted...
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[User Picture]From: askbjoernhansen
2005-11-03 11:10 pm (UTC)
but they are ... (not as much as bras obviously, but you can get all sorts of different sizes that'll fit better (or not at all)).
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[User Picture]From: recompiler
2005-11-03 09:31 pm (UTC)
remember the scene in "enemy of the state" when the saleswoman asks who ever the hell will smith is playing "is she like me" and he replies "oh, nah, they're way bigger"?
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[User Picture]From: recompiler
2005-11-03 09:36 pm (UTC)
all the insecure guys would be buying something that can fit a sperm whale... and women would stand around having discussions about...
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[User Picture]From: imgreen
2005-11-03 10:49 pm (UTC)
that doesn't even make sense though.. boobs can be the same size but would be different cup letters depending on how large her band measurement is.
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[User Picture]From: doubleyou
2005-11-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
I'm amused by the mental image of a bunch of men standing there staring at a wall of breasts. A bunch of boobs staring at a bunch of boobs.

Very artsy and avant-garde. "I shall call it "The Mirror"."
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From: russgetchell
2005-11-04 05:03 am (UTC)
Well, looks like I am going to hop a plane to Holland. As soon as I get done feeling up some disenbodied boobs, I am going to score some hash and hookers. Oh crap....I have to work. Nevermind, it looks like I will just be grading papers.
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[User Picture]From: herbie
2005-11-04 05:26 am (UTC)
The real question is, whose girlfriends/wives have breasts that feel like silicon? I mean, unless they're named Sandy ;)
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