So to complete the joke, I had to implement it for him:
http://www.danga.com/misc/excel_to_lj/livejournal-client.xls
I made it a journal:
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=excel_to_lj
Enjoy.
P.S. This is my first Visual Basic since like... 1995 or 1996? I think the last time I used Excel prior to this was when I wrote Tetris, but I lost that?
P.P.S. ... rebooting back into Ubuntu now.