Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick
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four two zero

Scene: coffee shop, me on my laptop

Girls enters, starts talking to barista:

Girl: [complaining about boyfriend burnt her a CD of the Buffy Musical soundtrack, but forgot her favorite song]

Me: You want it?

Girl: You have it!?

Me: Sure, I'll upload it and mail you the URL. What's your email?

Girl: [omitted] four two zero @ hotmail.com

Me: Born on April 20th, huh?

Girl: uh, I used to smoke a lot of pot, but not anymore, and now I'm stuck with the email address.

Me: oh really?
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