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four two zero [Dec. 30th, 2005|02:59 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Scene: coffee shop, me on my laptop

Girls enters, starts talking to barista:

Girl: [complaining about boyfriend burnt her a CD of the Buffy Musical soundtrack, but forgot her favorite song]

Me: You want it?

Girl: You have it!?

Me: Sure, I'll upload it and mail you the URL. What's your email?

Girl: [omitted] four two zero @ hotmail.com

Me: Born on April 20th, huh?

Girl: uh, I used to smoke a lot of pot, but not anymore, and now I'm stuck with the email address.

Me: oh really?
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[User Picture]From: imgreen
2005-12-30 11:08 pm (UTC)
you should have said "what does 420 have to do with smoking pot?!"
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[User Picture]From: 6pack
2005-12-31 12:29 am (UTC)
Please enlighten me, what 420 has to do with smoking pot?
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[User Picture]From: 6pack
2005-12-31 02:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: imgreen
2005-12-30 11:08 pm (UTC)
OR send her the song from 420prince@livejournal.com
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[User Picture]From: burr86
2005-12-30 11:09 pm (UTC)
o rly? ya rly.

I always wince when I see people registering email addresses or LJ usernames with the current year included. It's like, okay, I can be abe2005, but then you just look like a goon in 2006. :P
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[User Picture]From: mendel
2005-12-31 01:30 am (UTC)
That's nothing compared to the ones that use their current boyfriend's name -- it's always straight girls that do this, from what I've seen -- as part of their username ("seansgirl" and so on) and then have to buy a rename token when they break up.
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[User Picture]From: fweebles
2005-12-31 05:50 am (UTC)
What are you talking about? People are only defined by their boyfriends. I don't even have a boyfriend*, I probably shouldn't even be allowed to use the Internet.


* This is not an invitation, as I'm straight. (I know you [mendel] know this, but just to be clear in general.)
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[User Picture]From: willyumtx
2005-12-31 07:04 pm (UTC)
* This is not an invitation, as I'm straight.

So that means you are only into female sheep, eh?

:-)
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[User Picture]From: grahams
2005-12-31 02:01 am (UTC)
Actually, I have a few friends who change accounts every year and tell all their contacts to change the year as appropriate to limit spam splash damage.
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[User Picture]From: kaleidoscopeeye
2005-12-30 11:09 pm (UTC)
*snort*
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[User Picture]From: nick
2005-12-31 12:03 am (UTC)
ya, because no one smokes pot in San Francisco...
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From: evan
2005-12-31 12:13 am (UTC)
Man, I was at this party last night and everybody was all about nitrous. I don't think I've ever encountered it in such quantities before.
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[User Picture]From: yiyi
2005-12-31 12:53 am (UTC)
heh, you should see some of the contraptions my friends have.

they involve 20lb tanks of car nitrous filtered through 3 5 galon juggs of water, each consisting of at least one of carbon, baking soda(i think) and water. its kinna crazy to watch people for 3 hours taking hits of nitrous then it being gone, and everyone just staring blankly at each other for 5 minutes before it actually hits them that it is, in fact, gone. then everyone gets up and leaves the room at the same time.
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[User Picture]From: eaterofhands
2005-12-31 02:31 am (UTC)
Baking soda it is! To help neutralize the contaminates in the car NO2 I think.

I like watching people's faces when their balloon pops on the crackers.
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[User Picture]From: kvance
2005-12-30 11:24 pm (UTC)
Does that soundtrack have Anthony Stewart Head doing "Behind Blue Eyes" on it? I would buy an entire worthless disc to get a copy of that.
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[User Picture]From: imgreen
2005-12-31 01:15 am (UTC)
http://greentheory.org/secrets2/ash

is that the one you're looking for?
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[User Picture]From: kvance
2005-12-31 01:37 am (UTC)
That's the one! Thanks. I was hoping that if it came off a soundtrack, it wouldn't have the conversation mixed over it.
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[User Picture]From: imgreen
2005-12-31 01:39 am (UTC)
you know.. I think he had (or was planning to?) release an album. There is probably a studio version somewhere, maybe.. but you probably know more about it than I do
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[User Picture]From: smackfu
2005-12-31 02:09 am (UTC)
One of my college friends was "weedhead@whatever.edu". That seemed a lot more clever when he was a freshman than when he was putting it on resumes.
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[User Picture]From: dangerousedge
2005-12-31 02:25 am (UTC)
billboard sized lettering on exposed side of building at local headshop used to read, "4 - 19 Got A Minute?"

i've got just for today instead.
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[User Picture]From: stalk_her
2005-12-31 03:56 am (UTC)
HAHHAHA
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[User Picture]From: thewalkingman
2005-12-31 05:35 am (UTC)
omg im gonna tell Joss Whedon that you're passing around his music like free mints at Dennys and he's going to sue you and then you'll go to jail and get raped by a big black dude and then have to toss his salad and then die from Dysentery and then go to hell and the devil will rape you and you'll cry because you're getting raped by the devil and his peepee is giant and boiling hot and covered in boils and thorns and spiders and inverted crucifixes.
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