The post office didn't seem to process my online submission about stopping my mail. I wouldn't care except they love to nag me about doing it every other time I'm away for awhile and my mail slot fills up. They also brag how easy/simple it is to do. So I thought I'd do it this once, just for them, and they ignore my request. Lovely.
Time to go ride my motorcycle and eat some American food. And maybe exchange some currency.