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Drinking Protocol Sequence Diagram [Feb. 10th, 2008|01:03 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
A typical night's drinking transportation, as a protocol sequence diagram...

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[User Picture]From: lakeguy
2008-02-10 09:10 pm (UTC)
seems like a lot of work
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[User Picture]From: brad
2008-02-10 09:13 pm (UTC)
It works out well. I only need to pay for one taxi overall, I can get to the bar quickly and not worry about parking (taxi pickups at my house suck, and parking sucks at night), and I get a (downhill) bike ride in too.
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[User Picture]From: mart
2008-02-10 09:24 pm (UTC)

Enquiring minds need to know

At what point in the timeline did you make this diagram?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2008-02-10 09:32 pm (UTC)

Re: Enquiring minds need to know

Drunk may imply bad art skills, but bad art skills doesn't imply drunk.

I was totally sober when I made the above diagram.
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[User Picture]From: matthew
2008-02-10 09:26 pm (UTC)
That's fantastic.
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[User Picture]From: kvance
2008-02-10 09:26 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: ghewgill
2008-02-10 09:29 pm (UTC)
If the bar is downhill from your house, it seems like you could just ride the bicycle in the first place.

Is the slope of the arrows intended to show approximate latency?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2008-02-10 09:31 pm (UTC)
Yes, I tried to get the slopes right. Motorcycle's faster than car, which is faster than bicycle.

I _could_ take a bike the whole way, but then a) bike would get stolen (maybe?), and b) I'd need to ride my bike home (straight up a hill, and might want to go with other people to other bars, etc ... a bike's a hinderance)
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From: dan_erat
2008-02-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
You are either driving drunk or not really drinking at the bar, sir. Or else enlisting help with e.g. the drive home.
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[User Picture]From: lolmike
2008-02-10 10:05 pm (UTC)
Someone sucks at diagrams... and it isn't Brad.
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[User Picture]From: octal
2008-02-10 10:03 pm (UTC)
How does bicycle fit in car? Bike rack? folding bike?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2008-02-10 10:26 pm (UTC)
Just take off the front wheel. And seats fold down. I could probably fit two bikes in there... it's huge.
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[User Picture]From: epiphany
2008-02-10 10:15 pm (UTC)

I Was Obviously A Very Lazy Drunk

Even looking at the diagram exhausts me.

Drink at home and invite friends over would be my solution. Or drink enough and you can create incredible lifelike imaginary friends through the wonders of Photoshop in your drunken stupor.

Or switch to hallucinogens and skip the middleman entirely!
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[User Picture]From: gaal
2008-02-10 10:44 pm (UTC)
I think you nailed it. Many people have tried what looked like an optimization, but found that it's lossy.
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[User Picture]From: ydna
2008-02-10 11:38 pm (UTC)
The only thing left to do is write the RFC...
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[User Picture]From: linearb
2008-02-11 02:05 am (UTC)
Ha! At first I thought I was reading the new xkcd cartoon.
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[User Picture]From: olgana
2008-02-11 06:00 am (UTC)
It is easier to take a taxi at the begining.
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[User Picture]From: mucho_suerte
2008-02-11 06:43 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: dakus
2008-02-11 06:49 am (UTC)
one day, you'll be able to get to teh bar, hit a button the bike and it will drive itself home.

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From: ext_84374
2008-02-11 07:09 am (UTC)

Cool one.

really nice
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