Argh, I forgot about dinner!

LMAO

Not planning on sleeping with any AIDS victims so I'll go with more convenient toast.

The Abuse Team is monitoring YOU!)

I'm going with sliced bread because, when you open a bag of slice bread by god there are bread slices in it. So given the choice between actual bread and a pie-in-the-sky product, I'll take the one that exists.

Besides, I'd only buy an AIDS vaccine once. I buy bread several times weekly.

*daha*

Missing option "CowboyNeal's pants".

I'd vote you up, but I don't have any mod points at the moment.

i actually really enjoy slicing bread myself

We're not talking about pre-sliced from-the-store sliced bread. We're talking about the mere concept of sliced bread. You can't slice it yourself because you've never heard of it and the concept is too radical to even imagine.

It's like if the wheel hadn't been invented yet!

If I had AIDS or the beginnings of such, then sure, the vaccine. But if I have the munchies on a Sunday morning, I'm not tossing back a vial of that stuff. Bring on the separated yeasty goodness.

As Heywood Banks so eloquently said, "YEAH TOAST!"

Enjoyed tonight's South Park episode, I assume? Or just a wacky coincidence...

Coincidence, I guess. Don't have TV.

in our generation, an AIDS vaccine means having sex without a condom is less likely to KILL you.

sliced bread, whatever.

If you have sex with sliced bread, you probably won't die! It's just as fun as the real thing.... *shifts eyes around the room*

sliced bread saves many millions of lives each year due to people not accidentaly cutting themselves (like they used to do on bagels) and getting infections and dying.

bread, hands down.

ugh carbs whatever sliced bread contributes to all kindsa obesity issues that i have to face on a daily basis i mean i live in oklahoma this is one of the fattest states in the nation thanks but no thanks i'll stick to my carrots and protein water

What about bread that is sliced (gasp! Concept!!) and also possesses the AIDS vaccine! Perhaps from... sesame.

JEWS DID SLICED BREAD

How about an AIDS vaccine you can spread on sliced bread? That way, we all win.

WOW! You are a PHARMACEUTICAL GENIUS! You have resolved the essential problem here more brilliantly than I had ever imagined. :-) I can just see the first billion rolling in...

-Max

Aids vaccine means less sliced bread.

Fuck?$?$?

No sliced bread = no grilled cheese sandwiches or hamburgers.

No grilled cheese sandwiches or hamburgers = might as well have the AIDS and die.