Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick

I get the dumbest emails.

Oh man.
Hi there Brad

I've been looking around the internet for a solution to our population explosion of auto garage doors. I'll give you my situation & my vision.

Here goes, We live in a small village, St.germans Cornwall UK. Both my missus & I have moved to a retirement area,nice!! not.. To late now, we live here.All the oldies are not into us at all (as we are young).You know how it is.

Well these people need to be taught a lesson, i think.hahaha.. Well most of them have single auto garage doors. This is where you come in hopefully. (I noticed your website & what your into).

Is there anywhere i can buy or make a door opener. My vision is to sit out in the garden with the guys & a few beers, watching the mass confusion as the neighbours lose control of their beloved doors opening/closing or not even working.

Can you help? You guys helped us in wars in the pasted, can you in this one. Britain needs you, haha lol...

[name redacted because I'm not a total asshole]
Tags: stupid

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