eli's canon printer sucks. (smears) my epson printer sucks. (banding) my parent's new hp printer even sucks. (software driver) i'm pissed off. i just want to print something and the output sucks. i need a new printer, and then i'm going to beat the shit out my current one like in the movie Office Space... take a baseball bat to it out in a field. Die, Epson, Die!!!