Heh.... this reminds me of high school: "Lan party scheduled for Sunday, May 7th at Wizards of the coast on University Ave, Seattle. $8 per person gets you in the door and into this amazing facility, which includes an arcade and a restaurant if you get tired of Lannin' (but who ever gets tired of that!!?). Bring your own system. Bring Extra hubs (100/10 if you have them, or just 100) and cat5 twisted pair cables. Games: Half-life, quake2, 3. Come ready to LAN with all your stuff! SPACE limited to 35 MAX! contact email@example.com to reserve your space! Don't miss it! This isn't a Lan party at some guys house... this is the real deal at a real place!"