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[May. 9th, 2000|08:54 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
I'm down at Blythe's now, taking a break from cooking. She made me cut the onions for the fajitas and I thought, "Shit, this is easy enough, and I get to play with a knife, right?" Well, it didn't turn out to be as easy as I'd thought.... my eyes are fucking burning. 20 years old and never cut onions before.... pretty pathetic. I'm gonna go back and have another shot at it now. Wish me luck.
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[User Picture]From: eli
2000-05-09 09:28 pm (UTC)

Onions

Put a piece of bread in your mouth and it'll help your eyes from burning. Also, if you cut the butt of the onion and rub your thumb over it, applying a lot of pressure, while running it under cold water, that helps out too.
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2000-05-09 10:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Onions

How does the bread work?? It doesn't seem to make any sense
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-05-09 11:11 pm (UTC)

Re: Onions

Word.
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2000-05-09 11:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Onions

Whatever yo
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From: (Anonymous)
2000-05-09 09:34 pm (UTC)

chopping pro

u wouldn't get so teary-eyed if u chopped fast enough. 30s flat. watch u fingers tho'.
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From: headcase
2000-05-09 09:59 pm (UTC)

at least you managed to go 20 years..

NOT pathetic! Be Proud! I wish I could have said the same thing. However I'm forced to cut onions on a regular basis. Jenn has a thing about not cutting onions so I'm usually asked (forced, whatever) to do it. The bread thing does work btw.
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2000-05-09 10:14 pm (UTC)

LIAR!!!!!

I didn't make you cut onions, you said you wanted to cut the vegetables and you grabbed the onion. HA! And I had to finish it because you couldn't handle it :P Just giving ya shit ;-)
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2000-05-09 11:30 pm (UTC)
Ok, so I guess that next time you decide to cut an onion over here I'll put some swimming goggles on ya and stuff your mouth with bread. How's that sound?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-05-09 11:31 pm (UTC)

Re:

Heh, there we go.
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