"I get ideas constantly about various things, many you dont want to know about (trust me). I thought up a couple ideas for the new login feature on livejournal, you may have thought of these already but I dont really care cuz im gonna tell you anyway.
Ideas for login:
- A screen telling you what comments you have recieved or comments on your comments (like how you set it up to email people when they recieve a comment or whatnot). This might bog down your server or take up a lot of room ( I dont know cuz im a fuckin moron according to my 5th grade teacher) Maybe a listing of recent updates from people in your friends list.
- or maybe just a picture of my big bare ass.
Other Ideas that im thinking of right now that have nothing to do with you but you will still read because you cannot resist:
- Large barrels of actual monkeys sold as 'adult-toys'.
- A 'who wants to be a millionare' book full of all the questions they use (like how jeopardy has).
- Naked women dancing in my room.
- Mass production of remote control cars (not the little ones, but real cars)
- recycled toilet-paper napkins, each one has a unique design.
- Computers made of foam so you can throw them from high places (apartments, parking garages, cliffs, etc.)
- Radios in those big blue/green portable toilets that only get yanni, 24 hours a day (no more lines)
- rename all 'child-proof devices' to 'moron-proof devices'
- Head from the naked women
- force prisons to make all life-term prisoners fight to the death on TV
- sell home game for ultimate prison fighting
- give all homeless people guns
As you can tell I had some real ideas then I got bored and started typing some retarded shit... you would be suprised in how many of those things I think are good ideas especially the naked bitches and the arming the homeless
Remember... Beans, ya aint supposed ta eat em."
