Well, Eli's got a new online girlfriend ..... he's gotten bored of his past ones (and yes, he has had many!! (damn slut)) Anyway, his new one is starla.... he's typing away frantically to her (the pseudo-equivalent of "gettin' it on" in the real world) and laughing to himself every 30 seconds, so it's good there's some chemistry in this relationship...... Eli, I wish you the best!
Update: Now he's talking to her on the phone .... this is getting serious.
