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Snoring [Jun. 2nd, 2000|03:25 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
My roommate-for-only-4-more-days Eli is snoring really damn loud right now.... it's almost impressive. I want to go poke his nose or something and see what happens.

[User Picture]From: joylugod
2000-06-02 03:30 am (UTC)


Put his hand in warm water! Maybe he'll pee on himself. Then again, that would make your room smell, so nevermind.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-06-02 03:39 am (UTC)

Re: Heh.

I think that'd be worth it.

"It's a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies..." -- Brodie, Mallrats.
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[User Picture]From: yizhe
2000-06-02 07:13 am (UTC)

Solutions to erik piss

Just wrapped his dick in thick towel (his towel not yours) and I guess it will be fine.
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2000-06-02 09:30 am (UTC)
squirt gun! squirt gun! :P I need to get me one of those
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