||[Jun. 2nd, 2000|03:25 am]
My roommate-for-only-4-more-days Eli is snoring really damn loud right now.... it's almost impressive. I want to go poke his nose or something and see what happens.|
Put his hand in warm water! Maybe he'll pee on himself. Then again, that would make your room smell, so nevermind.
I think that'd be worth it."It's a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies..."
-- Brodie, Mallrats
2000-06-02 07:13 am (UTC)
Solutions to erik piss
Just wrapped his dick in thick towel (his towel not yours) and I guess it will be fine.
squirt gun! squirt gun! :P I need to get me one of those